Geckos won't date him because he talks. Humans won't date him because he has scales.
(Laffman)
Allstate agents who think it's so clever to pick me up and say "you're in good hands," as if he had never heard that one before
(Cheek and Bluster)
Gidget the Taco Bell Dog keeps calling and leaving voicemails saying "Here Leezard, Leezard, Leezard!"
(RAM)
The only person who can sympathize with how typecast he has become is Mr. Sulu.
(Pertinax)
Madonna keeps stealing his accent.
(vipercat)
The disturbing number of eagle mascots that show up at the conventions
(Major Tom)
Two words: Green Screen
(The Incognito Penguin)
Mention "green reptile" to most americans and they think of Kermit the frog.
(sbrogdon)
The number of "It's Not Easy Being Green"/Kermit the Frog jokes
(Pertinax)
Every year he loses the "slimiest thing in Hollywood" to either Charlie Sheen or Mel Gibson.
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