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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten things scribbled in the margins of Clark Kent's homework

(submitted by Oren Otter)

10. Awesome-man...Cool-man...Super-dude? (blue state baby)
9. Lex Luthor's daughter is hot but its not worth the headache of dealing with a kryptonite chastity belt. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. Get Martian Manhunter to 'persuade' Ms. Jackson to give me an A. (rorschak)
7. Sorry for burn marks, I was concentrating too hard on problem #3. (Buttsey57)
6. Teacher Beverly, so hot!, must not look through sweater. (IOIO)
5. Detailed notes on what underwear Lana Lang was wearing that day. (Mute)
4. Lex Luther's an a&*&^%e! (jumpinjack)
3. About eight hundred different rejected designs for the logo on his chest. (Squeezette)
2. Bench = 8,000 tons why do I even care about trig? (Good Ol' Horseface)
1. Krypton rules and Earth drools! (Laffman)

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