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Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Summer Vacation

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. A mosquito just carried off your schnauzer. (The Incognito Penguin)
9. The cruise director escorts you to your bench at the oars and introduces you to the drummer. (sbrogdon)
8. Your hotel posts hourly room rates. (JoJo)
7. The one that says, "Do not exit car. Roll up windows next 600 kms." (Good Ol' Horseface)
6. The "World's Third Biggest Ball of Twine" would be an improvement. (sbrogdon)
5. You have to crawl through barbed wire to get to the beach. (JoJo)
4. Majestic vistas rendered difficult to see by dense clouds of mosquitoes. (DracoDei)
3. Your campground is an old garbage dump buried under a toxic waste site buried under an old indian graveyard. (The Incognito Penguin)
2. You have to cancel your intention to nick the hotel's towels because they are too dirty to touch. (Andre)
1. All of your river guides wear camo and carry automatic weapons. (IOIO)

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