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Top Ten Ways To Make The Tour de France More Exciting
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Hockey cards in the spokes of all bikes to make that cool sound.
(vipercat)
Allow use of "defensive" weapons, like smokescreens and paint sprayers.
(rorschak)
Every so often, a Spanish announcer yells out "Gooooooooooooooooooooooooaalllll!!!!"
(BullFrog)
Last place finisher of each stage must use a 1976 Schwinn for the next stage.
(rorschak)
Eliminate all drug testing.
(lefty)
One stage uses Beach Cruisers.
(Azshtr)
Bedazzled yellow jersey.
(Laffman)
Put LSD in the steroids.
(Laffman)
Riders must begin each stage by stealing a bicycle from a French peasant.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Unicycles! Twice as many riders, same number of wheels.
(Laffman)
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