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Top Ten Rejected Ways to Pass the Time When Stuck in Rush Hour Carmaggedon

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Install a grill in the back of your car and sell hot dogs to all those hungry drivers
9. The All Lady Gaga station (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Put the car in neutral and let traffic push you along (Magus Noan)
7. Count the number of drivers around you who are texting they'll be late for dinner (Magus Noan)
6. Get some exercise by pulling out the old stationary bike from the trunk (Pertinax)
5. Practice morse code using your car horn (GC3)
4. Get out and sing REM's "Everybody Hurts" until everyone gets out and walks home (Oren Otter)
3. Rotate your tires... with the car next to you (Tugboat Annie)
2. The "which trunk am I hiding in" game (Major Tom)
1. Wait patiently (NuT wItH a GuN)

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