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Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Not Cut Out to Be a Wal-Mart Greeter

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. "Buy something or get out!" is not considered a friendly greeting. (Toujin)
9. After 30 years as a bouncer, it would just be too hard to change your ways.... (No Dear I didn't)
8. You think Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter is too cheerful and optimistic. (Magus Noan)
7. You ask every customer; "You talkin to me??" (IOIO)
6. You once flipped off Mother Teresa. (Magus Noan)
5. Well at people in the parking lot - "Get offa my lawn you hooligans!!" (WAM)
4. You tackle people trying to shoplift shopping carts. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
3. You stand in the door with your sword and loudly announce "NONE SHALL PASS!" (Stephen H)
2. WalMart refuses to let you bring your LaZBoy recliner to work. (Magus Noan)
1. Your previous work for the TSA trained you to give a more thorough greeting than Wall-Mart is looking for. (BentleyBones)

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