Because they can't drop out of college
(Magus Noan)
Gravity. Otherwise it'd be like when fish die and just float there.
(rorschak, sbrogdon)
They flew over a nude beach in Arkansas and all had heart attacks.
(HOLDEN GEEZERLY)
"It's raining wrens! Hallelujah! It's raining wrens!"
(the weather girls)
One word: Aflockalypse
(The Frunkus Kid)
Tired over being taunted about their inability to fly, Pigs began lashing out.
(YoDoy)
The TSA guys patted them down too hard before flight.
(Maxpappy)
Customer support for Flight 1.0 ended in December.
(Squeezette)
Cheney's aim has improved.
((Mrs.) Major Tom)
A Nintendo programmer accidentally hacked The Matrix while finalizing their newest re-release, "Duck Hunt 2011."
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