You're not a detail kinda guy.
(Magus Noan)
You don't scrape rebar between your toes, either, and they haven't fallen off yet.
(Major Tom)
You're afraid if you disturb the germ colonies living peacefully between your teeth, you may start a war.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
You're not eating. You're just having 24 beers.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The mint scent clashes with your tuna-breath.
(Major Tom)
You need to conserve dental floss in case you run out of fishing line.
(Gregj09)
You want as many chances as possible to hit on that hot dental assistant.
(Outsyder)
The gap between your two remaining teeth is wide enough to use your tongue.
(lefty)
You've developed a habit of chewing on your hair, and just assumed your teeth have been flossing themselves.
(Ilsoap)
The combination of spit and alcohol from the food fermenting between your teeth means you don't have to buy mouthwash either.
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