Our country's forefathers will cut up all of Congress's credit cards.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Congress finds it doesn't even have enough money to lie to the country, and goes home.
(Major Tom)
Look for another Nostradamus special on cable about it.
(Bentleybones)
Someone will have to lift the finger-pointing cap.
(Major Tom)
There'll be leftover debt wallpaper that we can't possibly return.
(Laffman)
Red phone in the Oval Office will now be used strictly to handle calls from collection agencies.
(al)
Millions of parents in Beijing will tell their kids, "Eat your dinner; kids in America are starving!"
(Maniac Bob)
Everyone will keep banging their heads on the low-hanging Spending Chandelier
(Laffman)
If the ceiling isn't raised, the debt basement will have to be lowered so it can fit.
(IOIO)
No more government funding for top ten lists
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