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Top Ten Things That Will Happen If the Debt Ceiling Isn't Raised
(submitted by rorschak)
Our country's forefathers will cut up all of Congress's credit cards.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
Congress finds it doesn't even have enough money to lie to the country, and goes home.
Look for another Nostradamus special on cable about it.
Someone will have to lift the finger-pointing cap.
There'll be leftover debt wallpaper that we can't possibly return.
Red phone in the Oval Office will now be used strictly to handle calls from collection agencies.
Millions of parents in Beijing will tell their kids, "Eat your dinner; kids in America are starving!"
Everyone will keep banging their heads on the low-hanging Spending Chandelier
If the ceiling isn't raised, the debt basement will have to be lowered so it can fit.
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