It was the day after I decided to retire.
(Bentley Bones)
The market is indexed to the altitude of the lead car on the new Cedar Point roller coaster, SuperMonsterFundTracker.
(BullFrog)
Failure to renew pacts with the Devil by Congress.
(Deeeva)
All the world's counterfeiting machines broke down at the same time.
(jumpinjack)
The inescapable conclusion that Congress has become a band of brain-eating zombies.
(Maniac Bob)
It is the result of a complicated chain reaction. It started with a vending machine cheating Warren Buffet out of a dollar.
(Maniac Bob)
Suddenly, investing in cocaine and hookers seemed like a better long-term financial solution than actually supporting the free market.
(aleekt)
Absolutely no more summer blockbusters in sight.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The only guy who really understands economics was sick that day.
(Outsyder)
In retrospect the Central European Bank moving from the gold standard to the fruit loop standard might not have been the best idea.
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