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Top Ten Signs You Know You're in Canada

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10. Instead of bingo halls, you see curling halls. (The Frunkus Kid)
9. It snows more often than it rains. (Father Time)
8. Not a single person is standing on a corner shouting that I'm going to Hell. (IOIO)
7. You can tell the difference between moose scat and bear scat on sight. (Major Tom)
6. There's a blind person walking down the street with a seeing-eye polar bear. (Ilsoap)
5. The National Flag has a Rorschak Test in the center. (Holden Geezerly)
4. Even the simplest statements become interrogatives, eh? (rorschak)
3. The moose in the hunting cap said so. (eh?)
2. You buy a six pack of beer. You give them a twenty. They give you change in Canadian bacon. (Oops they did it again.)
1. The speed limit is 100 but everyone is driving like 60. (Maniac Bob)

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