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Alex Trebek's Top Ten Dos And Don'ts For Dealing With Criminals

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. DO: Stay in fancy hotels where the head of security and parking attendant aren't the same guy. (lefty)
9. DO: Say something like, "Hey, punk, I'm the answer to this question: who's about to kick your ass into the next round?" (Laffman)
8. DO: Dazzle them with arcane trivia about old punishments of criminals. (rorschak)
7. DO NOT: Say "shoot me dead" and expect them to reply, "what will get me the death penalty." (sbrogdon)
6. DO: Warm up before you begin a foot pursuit. And put on a sweater. (lefty)
5. DO: Require them to state their threat in the form of a question. Then run while they're confused. (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. DO: Get them to stop and come back by offering to double their winnings! (No Dear I didn't)
3. DO NOT: Put the Miranda Rights in the form of a question. (jumpinjack)
2. DO: Remember that whole "can't be tried twice for the same crime" Double Jeopardy thing. (jumpinjack)
1. DO NOT: Mention to the press that you needed to put on underpants. (Bentley Bones)

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