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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Are at a Bad Back-to-School Sale

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10. Your principal is there selling test answers. (jumpinjack)
9. Only thing on sale is x-ray goggles and industrial sized cans of gravy. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. Lunch boxes have pictures of lunch boxes on them. (Jenn Loves Dan)
7. Today's special is pre-chewed gum for under desk placement. (RAM)
6. Entire Fred Hilfiger line 50% off. (jumpinjack)
5. 50% off on pants means you're buying one pant leg. (Jenn Loves Dan)
4. You don't have to flash your school i.d. You just have to flash the cashier. (Bentley Bones)
3. Today only: 10% off inkwells, slide rules and abacus's (Bentley Bones)
2. The dollar bin is full of flavoured chalk and 14 inch rulers. (johnnycp)
1. Its being held by a creepy old guy who you swore you have seen on America's Most Wanted. (The Frunkus Kid)

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