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Top Ten Suspicious Claims in Real Estate Ads
(submitted by Miss Kitty)
Complete with Backyard Cemetery!
As seen on COPS!
Beautiful ocean views! Only a short drive to Denver.
No murders since 1994!
Free wireless internet!!!!* (*As long as the Johnsons next door don't move or put a password on their router).
Enough water in basement for indoor pool.
Backyard sinkhole great for bungee jumping.
2.5 Bedroom 1.5 Bath Split-level. Slight water damage. This house is smokin!
Grt. Neighborhood: All your windows will need grates.
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