After drinking half a fifth of Crown Royal, don't put on a wedding dress and go down to the local ostrich farm.
(The Frunkus Kid)
That 300-pound shirtless guy is the only one comfortable with his body.
(Outsyder)
Madonna absolutely loathes her fans. And hydrangeas.
(Mute)
Michelle Bachman doesn't know much about a lot of things
(jumpinjack)
There is no plan to help the economy, unemployment or the energy situation.
(sbrogdon)
Some things are beyond even the combined awesomness of Indiana Jones and James Bond.
(Asteria)
We can all survive just fine without hearing about Anna-Nicole Smith.
((WhoFrog?))
It wasn't a nudist beach.
(I'm so sorry, so very very sorry!)
Tweets about earthquakes travel faster than actual earthquakes.
(Nicko)
Letting the United States default on its loans, sending the whole world into economic chaos is a perfectly acceptable alternative to raising taxes.
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