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Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With A Circus Clown
(submitted by The Incognito Penguin)
Size 42 footsteps on the lawn
The shoes peaking out from under the curtain are red, extend halfway into the living room, and are topped by daisies that squirt you when you lean down to sniff.
All of your condoms have been blown up and made into balloon animals.
(Squeezette, JimBean, The Incognito Penguin)
There is now a "unicycle parking zone" in front of your house.
She used to wear slinky black low cut dresses. Now she wears big baggy one-piece yellow things with high collars and polka dots.
(Oops she did it again.)
On date night, to try to get in the mood, she puts on some carousel music.
She has facepaint in places where people are never supposed to have facepaint.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
She won't shut up about the bozo who keeps giving her a hard time while you're at work.
That same small car with 50 people in it is parked around the corner again.
(The Incognito Penguin, Laffman)
There's a smile on her face, but it's not hers.
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