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Top Ten Bad Voice Mail Greetings
(submitted by Leaper)
I'm on break again so leave a message and I'll call you in an hour or so when I get done.
hi. (pause.) hellooo? (pause.) anyone there? (pause.) well, i guess not. leave a message at the beep.
(my brother's actual message.)
Yeah, I know what I'm doing, mom! No, I don't need the instructions! No it's not on yet, I just press this button. Watch. Hello, this is Paul, and-- NO MOM, I AM NOT DOING IT WRONG!! I give up. BEEP
This is the Second Sight Detective agency. We already know who you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, hang up.
Thank you for calling the Urology Department, please hold.
Anything that uses the macarena song as background music
(The Frunkus Kid)
This is Mike, leave a message, BEEEEP......AAAHH! Just kidding, that was me, BEEEEP.....AAAHH! Gotcha again! BEEEEP.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Please leave a message. I'll pick up the phone as soon as I find the sanitary wipes.
WHAT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Beep boop beep beep boop... beeeep. - R2D2
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