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Top Ten Signs You Didn't Read The Fine Print
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The deliveryman shows up with your new iPhone along with a scalpel and organ-tranport cooler.
You are not supposed to feed the chimpanzee while in a sequined jacket and wearing one glove, as he could be traumatized by memories of previous owner
(The Frunkus Kid)
You expected the "removable rear-seating" to be somehow attached to the floor of your new, pre-owned vehicle.
You now own a family of llamas.
You began your transformation into a donkey the moment you signed the contract.
Yes...the car IS leased to you for 3 years...but not in a row.
(The Incognito Penguin)
The salesperson you bought your pickup from just called to tell you when you are helping her move.
You have 184 toolbars on your desktop.
(Norm Shelton, junkshop_coyote)
Your balloon payment got you an actual balloon and your house is still in foreclosure.
In exactly 24 hours, you need to explain to His Evilness why you're giving him 12,000 shoe soles.
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