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Top Ten Reasons to Distrust Jell-O®

(submitted by Alsciaukat)

10. Face it, it's gonna lean whatever way the plate is tilted at the moment. (Oops it did it again.)
9. It sounds suspiciously similar to J-lo and no one trusts her anymore. (NuT wItH a GuN)
8. Come on! It's fidgety, shifty, shakey and never makes eye contact. (Green-Jelly-Monster)
7. A thorough CAT scan reveals that Jell-O has no reason to wiggle like that. (Oren Otter)
6. I don't care what they say, that color Orange is NOT natural. (YoDoy)
5. Neither solid nor liquid, not transparent or opaque. How can you trust something that abmiguous? (lefty)
4. You can just never nail it down on anything! (No Dear I didn't)
3. Cow hooves just shouldn't be so tasty. (Major Tom)
2. You remember what the Kool-Aid Man did to your wall when you said you were thirsty? Jell-O is like solid Kool-Aid. (Oren Otter)
1. Jell-O is endorsed by Cosby. Cosby played a doctor on TV. Doctors work in hospitals. Hospitals serve Jell-O after you have your tonsils out: Cosby is using Jell-O to harvest tonsils for the black market! (NuT wItH a GuN)

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