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Top Ten Surefire Predictions for 2011
(submitted by Magus Noan)
More pundits will tell us how the recession is over even though unemployment hasn't improved.
Snuggies will continue to be the butt of jokes.
(Oops! I did it again.)
A mime will cry and no one will hear his weeping.
On some warm day in late winter, a Fox News correspondant will make a snide remark on-air about "Global Warming."
Entries referencing themselves as number 1 entries will earn the number 1 slot in at least 5 lists this year. Starting with this one.
Several political cantidates will be found to have cheated on their wives, lied about their war recored, or stolen the S.I. swimsuit edition when in junior high school.
Despite newly added 13th sign, horoscopes will continue to be made up.
(Oh Deer, Lawnmoah)
Charlie Sheen will not win the "Man of the Year" award.
A penny saved will continue to be a very small amount.
#6 won't happen.
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