The NBA writers are having a hard time coming up with new plot lines for the upcoming season.
(YoDoy)
Ten groupies per player limit
(jumpinjack)
Instead of Gatorade, sideline drink must be Ecto Cooler Hi-C
(ardnax)
Players oppose the $2 upcharge for jerseys over size XL.
(pauljfeld)
The owners want to maximize revenue by scheduling 18 additional regular season games against the Mon-Stars from Space Jam.
(Tristan)
Whether the billionaires have to pay for the refreshments for the millionaires in the locker room
(Wools)
The owners want to cover over one half of each court in the league with seats, since the players really only play half-court games these days anyway.
(finlero)
Players want language in the morals clause changed from "felony conviction" to "multiple violent felony convictions in the same jurisdiction."
(lefty)
Tattoos must now be spell checked
(The Incognito Penguin)
Whether "gazillions" comes before or after "bajillions"
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