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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You're Not in the "1%"

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. You were already living in a tent on a downtown street. (Oops I did it again.)
9. You say "you want fries with that?" a lot. (sleepyhead)
8. You have long since switched subscriptions from the Wall Street Journal to the Pennysaver. (Maniac Bob)
7. You STILL haven't received your check for ten million dollars from the Nigerian prince you helped out months ago. (No Dear I haven't)
6. Your summer home and your winter home are in the same country. (Wools)
5. While you do have a service drive you to work everyday, the guy driving the bus looks at you weirdly when you call him Kato. (NuT wItH a GuN)
4. You tend not to round the tip on your lunch tab to the nearest C-note. (Major Tom)
3. You don't have someone on staff to type in your CSITTL submissions. (VISGOTH)
2. Your income is lower than you Social Security Number (Major Tom)
1. You don't weigh in at 400 lbs, aren't worth 50 million plus, and have never won an Oscar for best documentary. (MJLehde)

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