The new dress code is pin stripes.
(El Barton)
Those motivational posters have been replace with grafitti saying "Forget about it!"
(sbrogdon)
You are give a middle name that starts with "the."
(darth "the hammer" gator)
All memos end with the phrase "You got a problem with that?"
(GC3)
The "No compete" clause on your contract has been replaced with "Omerta."
(sbrogdon, Andre)
You've been to tradeshows before, but never had to drive around back, honk twice and wait for "the guy" to wave you in.
(Major Tom)
You turned a profit last 3 quarters!
(Mr BIG )
Your last pay check had a new deduction, "Protection." When you asked HR about it they just said "Don't worry about it. It's a supplement to your health plan."
(Raven)
Blanche, the capable WASP receceptionist has been replaced by a gum-snapping bimbo named Annamaria.
(pauljfeld)
Two guys with baseball bats visited your desk to "remind" you that your Powerpoint presentation is late.
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