Weathermen must get it right at least 1/2 the time.
(sbrogdon)
What happens in Vegas really will stay in Vegas.
(sbrogdon)
Sick days don't count against summer vacation.
(Tristan)
People who disagree with me MUST change their minds!!
(sbrogdon)
Companies must show how much they appreciate our call by paying one dollar a minute for our hold time.
(RAM)
It is illegal to make Chuck Norris jokes in Texas. By order of Chuck Norris.
(Hiccup H. Haddock, III)
In Utah, it is illegal to buy, sell, take, possess, hunt, trap, or commit indecent acts with dragons.
(Hiccup H. Haddock, III)
It is illegal to give out apples, homemade cookies, coupons, pennies and anything other than CANDY on Halloween.
(The Incognito Penguin)
The fish must ALWAYS bite!
(sbrogdon)
If you're too drunk to stand, you're too drunk to sing karaoke.
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