A gigantic Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A copy of "Civil Disobediebce for Dummies" with a $200 Starbuck's gift card as a bookmarker
(pauljfeld)
The true reason for being there in the first place: Apparently it got covered by some guy's tent and they could never find it again.
(Albert)
A copy of "the pepper spray cook book" by Megyn Kelly
(Wools)
A copy of the "Communist Manifesto" in Elvish. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A duct-taped box of 8 paper clips, a little lemon peel, oven cleaner, a Swiss army knife, Hillary Clinton's phone number, and instructions for summoning Satan.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
A "Don't tase me Bro!" t-shirt
(finlero)
One pineapple, Two Roget's Thesaurus, and The Very Best of Otis Redding on CD
(darthgator)
"An Introduction to Basic Economics for Investors"
(Krig the Viking)
A make-shift spork that doubles up as a shank and bicycle pedal
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