Return Bill Clinton's little black book and tell him, "Thanks, but no thanks!"
(Sissy is a rollin..)
He can now brush up on his Pizza Making skills.
(CrazyPopeye)
Trump Apprentice!
(WAM)
Learn the secrets of the all-powerful "pizza bagel".
(JDTAY)
Update match.com profile: "Popular With The Ladies!"
(nerfmanB)
Have 20 affairs, since no one will believe he didn't anyway.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Block all pizza deliveries to the White House.
(Squeezette)
1) A blond. 2) A brunette. 3) A redhead....
(WAM)
Introduce Godfather's new 9-9-9 pizza: Nine slices, nine toppings, only $9!
(Bentley Bones)
Fox News, here I come!
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