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Top Ten Things On Herman Cain's To Do List Now That He Quit The Presidential Race

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Return Bill Clinton's little black book and tell him, "Thanks, but no thanks!" (Sissy is a rollin..)
9. He can now brush up on his Pizza Making skills. (CrazyPopeye)
8. Trump Apprentice! (WAM)
7. Learn the secrets of the all-powerful "pizza bagel". (JDTAY)
6. Update profile: "Popular With The Ladies!" (nerfmanB)
5. Have 20 affairs, since no one will believe he didn't anyway. (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. Block all pizza deliveries to the White House. (Squeezette)
3. 1) A blond. 2) A brunette. 3) A redhead.... (WAM)
2. Introduce Godfather's new 9-9-9 pizza: Nine slices, nine toppings, only $9! (Bentley Bones)
1. Fox News, here I come! (Bentley Bones)

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