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Top Ten Reasons You're Getting Coal in Your Stocking This Year

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10. Santa ran out of plutonium. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. You spent too much time writing top ten entries when you were supposed to be working. (Andre)
8. Putting oil in the stocking last year was much more messy than expected. (Oren Otter)
7. Cleaner alternatives are still too expensive. Santa is looking into subsidies. (JDTAY)
6. You generously gave money to a needy woman...for 13 years, and somehow neglected to tell your wife. (lefty)
5. You didn't put any of Santa's entries on your Top Ten list. (JDTAY)
4. You farted exactly one more than the yearly acceptable maximum. (JDTAY)
3. Leaving cookies and milk under your "Deer Antler Trophy" is one sure way. (CrazyPopeye)
2. Who knew Santa's security ststem was sophisticated enough to track the hacking of the naughty/nice list back to you? (lefty)
1. You're a Member of Congress. You get coal every year. (Krig the Viking)

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