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Top Ten Signs Your Secret Santa Was Nuts

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Your gift came wrapped in draft-pages from his manifesto. (Major Tom)
9. You get a book of gift certificates to Jack in the Box and 5 photos of Jack in compromising position. (The Frunkus Kid)
8. She ran around the office yelling "I'm the Santa, I'm the Santa" while throwing candy canes at you. (pauljfeld)
7. He wrapped your gift in twenty dollar bills. (Wools)
6. The GPS location device embedded in the sweater she knitted was a little unusual. (al)
5. He shows up at your work dressed as Kermit and says you leave him green with envy. (The Frunkus Kid)
4. You got pictures of yourself doing your Christmas Shopping...and a pair of Sponge Bob Boxers. (ram)
3. A Ron Paul for President bumper sticker as a gift? (sageandscholar)
2. Richard Simmons shows up at your door at 5:30 am saying he was told to come here by your secret santa. (The Frunkus Kid)
1. From him or her, you received a piece of pancake, carefully preserved, with a cryptic note, "c. 1772. eBay." (Good Ol' Horseface)

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