You swear off drinking Jager and tequilla when you wake up between both of your ex-wives in bed.
(The Frunkus Kid)
You wash up on the beach in Waikiki, and the party was in Akron.
(Geoduck)
You emptied a Klein bottle.
(JDTAY)
You tried to bungee jump off the roof with the reindeer lights.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
16 recordings of you went viral on the 2nd.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You played tackle football with the Christmas tree, and by God, it was festive.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Mexico has awarded you a Golden Tequila Worm.
(Magus Noan)
Not only are your pants gone, but all your pants are gone.
(JDTAY)
You wake up next to your boss's wife.....and your boss!!!
(sbrogdon)
That next moring you recieve a telegram suggesting that you "mellow out" signed by Charlie Sheen.
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