Sure you can pyrotechnics and you can have animals, but just try suggesting you set one little Bengal tiger on fire and the producers get all uptight!
(rorschak)
It's hard to be a serious performer when you get cued right after that Geico pig commercial.
(The Frunkus Kid)
There's only time for 14 costume changes.
(jumpinjack)
Fans telling her "my grandma has all your albums on cassettes"
(lefty)
You have to sit through half the game to see it.
(Maniac Bob)
Nobody's going to buy that wardrobe malfunction bit a second time.
(lefty)
She only has 15 minutes to try to offend a billion people.
(lefty)
As a 53 year old pop star, big screen HD close-ups are not your friend.
(lefty)
Wouldn't you know it, The Halftime Show is right at her nap time.
(pauljfeld)
The creepy way Letterman keeps offering to "inspect" her wardrobe for malfunctions.
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