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Top Ten Excuses for Waiting to the Last Minute to Do Christmas Shopping

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. As a protest against mindless consumerism, insist on spending the absolute minimum amount of time on the gift-giving tradition. (Tristan)
9. The liquor store never runs out of product, and you've got stuff to do until the 24th. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. The nice/naughty scores have been rather marginal this year for the kids, and you were waiting to get a final result on that before buying gifts. (Tristan)
7. Reduced stock levels limit your choices, making gift selection quicker and easier. (lefty, AlHubb)
6. There are rumors of an iPhone 6. (Squeezette)
5. You had to wait and see if the Jets covered the spread before you could set a budget. (BABaker)
4. Some people really just aren't that relevant... until you discover they're coming to the same Christmas party. (Pertinax)
3. "I seriously didn't expect us to still be together." (BABaker)
2. Most of my friends are Mayan. To shop early would be insulting to them. (BABaker)
1. You've procrastinated on everything else in your life, why change now. (Buffalo Gal)

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