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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Office Holiday Party

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. No cocktail napkins, only company stock certificates (nerfmanB)
9. The expiration date on the chipdip is 3/19/03. (Buffalo Gal)
8. Not only is it 4 dollars a beer, but you have to bring it yourself. (Strat)
7. Your office is so politically correct that, at the holiday party, nobody can talk to each other without an HR rep present. (BABaker)
6. You have to pass the snack trays over your cubicle walls. (Geoduck)
5. The theme this year is "quality and productivity." (Maniac Bob)
4. Velveeta, Barry Manilow, and karaoke (whyBother)
3. Department morale is so bad that the only attendees are the part-timers and temps. (BABaker)
2. Held during the afternoon coffee break, it was timed with a stop watch. (AlHubb)
1. To save time, money, and some suspect to make a point, this year's party was combined with mandatory diversity training. (lefty)

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