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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Living Next To A Werewolf

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. A dog whistle drives him nuts. (sbrogdon)
9. He's the only person you've ever seen scratch behind his ear with his foot. (sbrogdon)
8. He was recently cited for chasing a police car and biting its tires. (sbrogdon)
7. The backyard clothes line only has jeans with ripped legs. (johnnycp)
6. Those God-awful big piles of crap in your front yard every full moon. (AlHubb)
5. Complains to the Architecture Review Board if you try to paint anything silver. (rorschak)
4. No dog, but he buys rawhide chew bones by the case. (Oops he did it again.)
3. His Omaha Steaks delivery always happens one day before the full moon. (Magus Noan)
2. Every morning he goes to fetch the newspaper - in his mouth. (Lone Star)
1. His magazines keep getting misdelivered to your house. Dog fancy. In plain brown wrappers. (Oren Otter)

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