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Top Ten Signs Newt's Heart Isn't Really In It Anymore

(submitted by Major Tom)

10. Offers to "do" Diane Sawyer right on the debate stage. (MJLehde)
9. He's reading Twitter 'shout-outs' during his concession speaches. (Major Tom)
8. He's started wearing sponsor patches on his rally cap. (Major Tom)
7. His latest charge is that while he is a little bit country, Romney is a little bit rock and roll (Bentley Bones)
6. He waffles on the question of a bail out for Hostess Twinkies. (Bentley Bones)
5. Availability for interviews now based solely on hotness of female interviewer. (lefty)
4. That talk of a multi-billion dollar moon base was just to see the look on the faces of the Tea Party members. (Wools)
3. Just had a cardboard cutout made for next debate. (jumpinjack)
2. Newt shows up For the Michigan primaries in Grey sweatpants and dirty Jimmy Buffet T-shirt (Strat)
1. Requests an "Open Presidency" so he can run for President of other countries at the same time. (WAM)

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