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Top Ten Ways To Tell You'd Make A Lousy Superhero

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Your superpower is Hanging Out (strat)
9. You really don't like the way your ass looks in those tights. (NuT wItH a GuN)
8. The power to communicate with and control tapirs might prove more effective if you weren't in Canada. (Oren Otter)
7. Invulnerability during odd numbered seconds is a very dicey super-power in field conditions. (Draco Dei)
6. Your first use for x-ray vison involves the women's shower stalls and doesn't have a thing to do with finding terroist explosives. (MJLehde)
5. You just used your powers to play the Golden Gate bridge like a harp. (Oren Otter)
4. Getting your powers when you were sprayed by a radioactive skunk is not an auspicious beginning. (Draco Dei)
3. Have you ever tried to fly after finishing off a 6-pack of beer? (AlHubb)
2. Waist too wide for utility belt and fingers to pudgy for power ring. (Chuck1863)
1. You won't even use your super strength to open a jar of peanut butter for your wife. (Wools)

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