Your superpower is Hanging Out
(strat)
You really don't like the way your ass looks in those tights.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
The power to communicate with and control tapirs might prove more effective if you weren't in Canada.
(Oren Otter)
Invulnerability during odd numbered seconds is a very dicey super-power in field conditions.
(Draco Dei)
Your first use for x-ray vison involves the women's shower stalls and doesn't have a thing to do with finding terroist explosives.
(MJLehde)
You just used your powers to play the Golden Gate bridge like a harp.
(Oren Otter)
Getting your powers when you were sprayed by a radioactive skunk is not an auspicious beginning.
(Draco Dei)
Have you ever tried to fly after finishing off a 6-pack of beer?
(AlHubb)
Waist too wide for utility belt and fingers to pudgy for power ring.
(Chuck1863)
You won't even use your super strength to open a jar of peanut butter for your wife.
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