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Top Ten Surprising New Decrees By Kim Jong-Un

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10. Nobody is allowed to make the joke "How long was Kim Jong ill?" (Wools)
9. Spiderman Pajama bottoms are now acceptable for state functions before 6 PM. (RAM)
8. He is re-branding North Korea with a better name for tourism: "Happy Funland." (Wools)
7. All official communications now ominously refer to Belgium as "West Korea." (Krig the Viking)
6. World-leaders will be invited to all future official state events provided they are willing to pay the 10 million dollar coat-check fee. (Pertinax)
5. He's defunding the nuclear program so he can buy himself that Ferrari his dad refused to get him. (Wools)
4. Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John are named honorary citizens. (jumpinjack)
3. "If I start wearing goofy sunglasses like Good Father, somebody kick me." (Major Tom)
2. New official state motto is "There can be only Un." (MJLehde)
1. Citizens must now love Dear Leader with 500% of their hearts, instead of the previous 300%. (Krig the Viking)

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