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Top Ten Ways To End Your Relationship With Your Imaginary Friend

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. "Wish You Weren't Here" Imaginary Break-up Cards from Hallmark... they have a card for every occasion! (darthgator)
9. Imagine a new and more interesting friend and hope he gets the hint. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
8. Tell him the voices in your head said he doesn't exist. (Gregj09)
7. Two words: Get Real (Pertinax)
6. Start taking your meds again. (AlHubb, MJLehde)
5. The patented "It's not me, it's me" speech. (Thomas Palsson)
4. A public venue is best, they are less likely to make a scene. (RAM)
3. A "Dear John" letter written in invisible ink. (Tristan, El Barton)
2. Imagine that he fell off a cliff, but first imagine that you're somewhere else so you'll have an imaginary alibi. (Chuck1863)
1. "I feel like I am the one doing all the work in our relationship." (T)

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