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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Little Known Alternative Fuels

(submitted by Boneless Boy)

10. Government Filabustering: Generating wind energy since 1776 (El Barton)
9. Unicorn dung: Suitable fuel for high speed rail, flying cars, and magic carpets (lefty)
8. The sad and frightened tears of oil executives (Major Tom)
7. Taco Bell 89 octane (jumpinjack)
6. Squirrels loaded with sugar-frosted chocolate crunch (Oren Otter)
5. Oil. Well, not regular oil, but that of EVIL REGIMES! (Thomas Palsson)
4. Bill Maher or Bill O' Reilly smugness (The Frunkus Kid)
3. I'd say my farts, but they're not little-known; they're infamous. (junkshop_coyote)
2. Over time, used shoes build up lots of energy, which can be released when near an electric current...why do you think they are always hanging from overhead wires? (El Barton)
1. Fill your car with hot girls and have me stand in the opposite direction you're trying to go. (Baby Hates Bunnies)

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