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Top Ten Little Known Alternative Fuels
(submitted by Boneless Boy)
Government Filabustering: Generating wind energy since 1776
Unicorn dung: Suitable fuel for high speed rail, flying cars, and magic carpets
The sad and frightened tears of oil executives
Taco Bell 89 octane
Squirrels loaded with sugar-frosted chocolate crunch
Oil. Well, not regular oil, but that of EVIL REGIMES!
Bill Maher or Bill O' Reilly smugness
(The Frunkus Kid)
I'd say my farts, but they're not little-known; they're infamous.
Over time, used shoes build up lots of energy, which can be released when near an electric current...why do you think they are always hanging from overhead wires?
Fill your car with hot girls and have me stand in the opposite direction you're trying to go.
(Baby Hates Bunnies)
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