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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs The Economy Is Improving

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10. Employers now actually look at your resume before throwing it out. (Krig the Viking)
9. Wall Street jumpers are wearing nicer clothes when leaping out of windows. (CrazYpOpeye)
8. Angelina Jolie hasn't adopted any West African children lately. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. The homeless guys are now using Starbucks mugs instead of tin-cans to pan-handle. (HaiRyChickEn)
6. Investment-oppotunity spam is finally outnumbering job-opportunity spam in your inbox. (Major Tom)
5. CNBC hosts finally stopped using air quotes when saying the phrase "consumer confidence". (finlero)
4. The city is starting construction on two more bridges for the homeless to sleep under.... (Oops they did it again.)
3. Mitt Romney's wife bought two more Cadillacs. (jumpinjack)
2. Beluga Caviar at the soup kitchen. (Strat)
1. The homeless family living in their '67 Dodge Dart just traded it in for a '77 Buick Skylark.... (Oops they did it again.)

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