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Top Ten Reasons Your Cover Band Didn't Take Off on Youtube

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10. The lids of pots and pans aren't what most viewers think of when they hear "cover." (Oren Otter)
9. You can't write a 2 minute song without using the word "Satan" 300 times. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. In retrospect, it wasn't nearly as witty as you thought to cover a song with the lenscap cover on. (Pertinax)
7. I don't know. Your version of "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain" is boss. (JrsyRose)
6. All you had were tambourine players. (Wools)
5. Doing reggae-style covers of Lawrence Welk was not as cool once you're sober again. (rorschak)
4. The genius of Yanni just can't be covered properly. (Thomas Palsson)
3. Not enough cats. Every internet sensation requires at least 1.7 cats to succeed. (quistis218, Maniac Bob)
2. Your mom can be seen in the background vacuuming or dusting. (McBrackney)
1. The words of the mysterious old man were true, "Only Weird Al Yankovic can play rock & roll accordian." (MJLehde)

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