Californians start surfing earlier in the day.
(Krig the Viking)
You can finally put away your light jacket, and put on your other light jacket.
(Major Tom)
You stop worrying about the lack of snow and start wondering about the lack of rain.
(Major Tom)
The political news is actually being interrupted by something: tornadoes.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Non-stop sneezing, car washing, hayfever, and bee stings.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The Pittsburgh Pirates were just eliminated from playoff contention.
(V2487)
You don't have to shove your dog out to go to bathroom before you head off for work anymore.
(The Frunkus Kid)
That 90 year old nudist couple are out walking the dog again in their full glory.
(Raven)
Knee deep snow has been replaced with ankle deep mud.
(El Barton)
Flocks of Winnebagos migrating north back to Canada.
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