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Top Ten Gripes The Easter Bunny Has About Easter
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"NO! I don't LAY the eggs. Do I look like a platypus? Effin Cadbury commercials."
Santa has elves. St Patrick has leprechauns. The Easter Bunny gets no cheap labor to help him out.
No tree, no lights ... just some plastic grass and junk food.
"Somebody has got to start cleaning up the reindeer poop left from Christmas if they want me to keep doing this."
Grass stains never really come out of white fur.
Those little plastic eggs aren't as light as you might think when you have to carry -- oh, say -- 10 billion of them
He likes to sleep in on Sundays
He has to work a long weekend while all the other rabbits are out... reproducing like rabbits.
"I don't get a herd of flying deer to help me deliver these d*** baskets!"
"And NO, I do NOT poop Easter eggs!"
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