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Top Ten Signs You Are on a Bad Online Dating Site

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You're not requred to post a current photo; a drawing will do. (Mitch the monkey)
9. The free download of Photoshop and encouragement to "improve your appearance!" seemed a little odd. (al)
8. "Come meet our charismatic leader in a fun-filled, sleep-deprived retreat!" (Shaggy Wolf)
7. The filtering options include "Sort by Mullet" and "T-Top Trans-Am Moustaches" (McLoven1983)
6. Among the profile questions: "Which are you most likely to fall for? A; A sob story about illness. B; A get rich quick scheme. C; The chance to get laid. (Squeezette)
5. Every profile has a picture of the same guy, just in a different costume. (Toujin)
4. The only questions they ask you are about your Social Security number, bank account number, and when you're not at home. (Outsyder)
3. There are only three members. Their registration names are listed as TrekHugger5, Senor Extra-Arm, and Gramma Gert. GrammaGert is the prettiest. (Bullfrog)
2. One of the filter options is Blood relatives: A) close B) distant C) none. (Lefty)
1. 3/4 of the people you talked to turned out to be undercover FBI agents. (Krig the Viking)

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