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Top Ten Least Valid Excuses For Not Getting Your Taxes Done
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Stamps have gotten so darned expensive.
(JrsyRose)
Everyone knows April 15th fell on a Sunday this year, you can file by April 15th 2013.
(Norm Shelton)
I was afraid I would have a big refund coming & didn't want to increase the national deficit.
(Norm Shelton)
How can I be expected to have the taxes done when I haven't even finished taking down the Christmas Tree?
(Pertinax)
"Daddy said I don't have to! Sincerely, Paris Hilton."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
I ran out of checks after paying each of the last twelve years' taxes
(rorschak)
I unsubscribed from the IRS mailing list last year but they STILL keep sending me these letters
(Wiki)
Heroin is illegal, and thus, non-taxable. Not to mention I was using a lot of it.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
You take leap years off from taxes, right?
(Outsyder)
I paid them last year, and it didn't look like you guys did much with it.
(BABaker)
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