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Top Ten Least Valid Excuses For Not Getting Your Taxes Done

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Stamps have gotten so darned expensive. (JrsyRose)
9. Everyone knows April 15th fell on a Sunday this year, you can file by April 15th 2013. (Norm Shelton)
8. I was afraid I would have a big refund coming & didn't want to increase the national deficit. (Norm Shelton)
7. How can I be expected to have the taxes done when I haven't even finished taking down the Christmas Tree? (Pertinax)
6. "Daddy said I don't have to! Sincerely, Paris Hilton." (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. I ran out of checks after paying each of the last twelve years' taxes (rorschak)
4. I unsubscribed from the IRS mailing list last year but they STILL keep sending me these letters (Wiki)
3. Heroin is illegal, and thus, non-taxable. Not to mention I was using a lot of it. (Good Ol' Horseface)
2. You take leap years off from taxes, right? (Outsyder)
1. I paid them last year, and it didn't look like you guys did much with it. (BABaker)

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