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Top Ten Signs Britain Never Really Got Over US Independence

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10. They're still using our language, even if they do use a snooty accent and call it "English". (rorschak)
9. They stole the our flag colors! (darthgator)
8. They flat-out refuse to celebrate the Fourth of July. (rorschak)
7. After a couple hundred years of diplomacy, you'd think they'd stop referring to the U.S. as the "Colonial Rebels." (Gregoryl09)
6. Under US flag at the London embassy is a plaque inscribed "the one that got away" (Strat)
5. The 1960s Rock & Roll invasion was totally a reconaissance mission...why else would Paul McCartney get knighted? (Major Tom)
4. Britian's relationship status is still listed as "It's complicated" with The Colonies on Facebook. (BABaker)
3. The Royal Navy has learned to ignore slurred phone calls from Prince Harry ordering them to "Take back Massashusettss" (MLehde)
2. Their lawyers are still studying The Declaration of Independence for loopholes. (Chuck1863)
1. They still use air quotes whenever they mention "New" York. (Thomas Palsson)

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