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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs You Live Next Door To Magicians

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Last time the paperboy tossed their paper into the bushes, he turned into a newt. (Major Tom)
9. Your car can't stay clean for longer than 8 minutes thanks to all the white dove poop. (BABaker)
8. In their absence, you just signed for a UPS delivery of 1 albino tiger and a table saw. (Bentley Bones)
7. Their roses bloom year-round except for Christmas day when their yard is covered by unblemished snow. (sbrogdon)
6. Every day, he goes to the mailbox, touches each envelope to his head, then throws them away. (JrsyRose)
5. They come and go in a puff of smoke (El Barton)
4. You can only see their house by the light of a full moon. (sbrogdon)
3. The wife constantly wears revealing clothes and walks around car three times before entering. (strat)
2. Those late night sounds of cards shuffling and rings clanging are keeping you awake. (Bentley Bones)
1. "Yes, that's very clever, now please put my house back down." (El Barton)

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