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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Your Movie Won't Be a Summer Blockbuster

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Your movie's title is "The (insert noun here) That Saved Christmas." (Ilsoap)
9. Comic book nerds don't even care that you got the backstory all wrong. (BABaker)
8. The only person to see it was a guy and his two robots. (El Barton)
7. Vin Diesel was attached to the project but walked out on finding the artistic merits of the film were too low. (Market Cats)
6. The male lead has all the sex appeal of Woody Allen and all the wit of Megan Fox. (Mute)
5. "The Hunger Gnomes:" a modern dystopia as seen through the wise, observant eyes of a world-weary traveling gnome. (nerfmanB)
4. "Heroes of Wall Street: Tales from the One Percent" (nerfmanB)
3. The video game, board game, or pre-1998 tv show it's based on sucked. (BABaker)
2. The first indication was the class-action lawsuit brought by The Republican National Committee, PETA, The Mormon Church, NAACP, and the descendents of George Wallace. (AlHubb)
1. Your descision to cast of Paris Hilton as tragic teen heroine Ann Frank is looking less and less sound as the test audiences keep screaming to the movie nazis, "She's in the attic, in the @#$%'n attic!" (MLehde)

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