Maybe they'll pay back your college loans in 100 years.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
To put Zuck in the top 1% of the top 1%.
(AlHubb)
To hedge against your Atari losses.
(rorschak)
Would be keeping with your buy high, sell low strategy.
(IOIO)
Think of the giant tax refund you'll get with all those capital losses!
(BABaker)
Once your cost per share hits bottom, there's no place to go but UP!
(darthgator)
Everytime another stupid ad pops up, you've just earned another $0.00000001.
(Stephen H)
If layered properly and stuffed inside an old coat they might make passable insulation at winter Occupy protests.
(MLehde)
"I think I've ridden this pets.com train as far at it's going. Time to branch out."
(BABaker)
You're running low on toilet paper.
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