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Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Cooking Show
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
While the cook is waiting for the dish to bake, instead of entertaining the audience, he just texts his buddies on his phone.
Dandruff is not a "special seasoning."
"How to cook Hansel and Gretel" is the pilot episode.
The show's main two hosts are both anorexic.
The guy opens a bag of chips and a can of dip and then watches another show.
At more than one point, the action is completely obscured by smoke.
"I'm going to add a half cup of whole milk, you can use 2% if you like. Ok, Thats it for the Cereal, Now for the toast..."
They have the disclaimer at every break "Do not attempt any of the things you see on this show..."
It's on the syfy network.
BORK! BORK! BORK! BORK!
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