The last leg of the triathlon will include a fox hunt.
(johnnycp)
Despite being the "Summer" Olympics, the weather will be gray and dreary, as always.
(Mute)
Instead of chugging Gatorade, athletes will be sipping a teacup of Earl Grey.
(quistis)
Instead of ratings from 1-10, judges rate on a scale from "bloody awful" to "brilliant!"
(Bentley Bones)
Bob Costas will only be allowed to refer to the USA as "The colonies."
(Bentley Bones)
Chance of rain: 400%.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Grunting during field & track events will be limited to a polite cough.
(Major Tom)
The coverage will feature a number of jokes that nobody else on the planet finds funny.
(BABaker)
At some point during the opening ceremonies, a soccer game will break out, followed by a riot.
(Major Tom)
Gold, Silver and Bronze Teeth will be awarded.
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